Friday, January 8, 2010

January 2010

January 2010

New Year, new resolutions:

To hell with old solutions,

More troops in Afghanistan,

Wife five to please the insatiable African.

New man, new promises:

Whoopi on fire for his homises.

He has the perfect swing.

Keeping old’ns is not his thing.

New Month, news release:

Obama is on his knees,

Tiger has been taken off primetime TV

She, own the channel, but no sir, She aint free.

Hawkins and Dawkins:

Butterflies blamed for the naked truth.

He was only the caddy and

Miley’s not your daddy.

Eldorado’s in Bolivia! Hooray!

The Portuguese are gay about marriage, they say.

Get your shot, it’s all they got.

Give, give, give, Africa still has naught.

She falls from her posh private jet, n’est-ce pas?

We sing, “That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas.”

To hell with old customs, and with what we know.

New gadgets, the world’s largest consumer technology tradeshow.

The Payne of having it all made in China,

The insatiable public to please.

It is cold in here, it is cold out there.

Looking for answers, but for God, nowhere.

Lizette De Klerk

(2010-01-08)

©2010

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